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Types of Indian Flirty Girls

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Who said only boys can flirt?

While it's true we girls like being flirted with, it's also true that we love showing off our flirting skills once in a while. If you're a guy reading this, I'm sure you've met a few of these girls

1) The Extremely Sexual One
These are the most common types of flirters you'll find. She knows just how to keep you on your toes by batting her eyelashes and flicking her hair and leaves you always asking for more.

2) The Shy One
She doesn't really know how to react to compliments but she knows how to give you some. And everything she says seems true because she's that sweet.



3) The Friendzone One
Beware of these type of girls! She's going to flirt with you day and night, make you feel like she wants you and lead you on but wait she actually doesn't like you. The day you confess your feelings for her she's going to turn you down by giving you the 'You are just a friend' title. Oops.




4) Bitch Mode On Flirt
Now whenever …

Types of Indian Flirty Guys

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Flirt a day keeps the doctor away 😉

Flirty guys are sometimes very attractive. But when it comes to Indian guys..
1) The Online- Flirters These type of boys are generally shy in the open but playboys behind the computer screens. They are going to send you some exceptionally cheesy lines googled from the Internet and present you as their own.


2) The Walking- Compliment Generator They want to flirt with you so bad that they are ready to compliment you on almost everything. You bought a new bag? "It's as cute as you." You breathe air? "Me too girl. We have so much in common."



3) The Clown-guy They know that girls love funny boys. So they're going to crack jokes in order to impress you. They'll do impressions, make bad puns and even tease you the most. They are never serious and can turn any boring situation into an enjoyable one. And yeah we kind of like them too! Shhhh...



4) The One who cannot hear a NO They are the most annoying people on earth. Even after denyi…

Why Indian High School Relationships are Shit

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You just want Attention
You don't want my heart 💔

That's extremely sad to hear that your crush indirectly rejected you because of your braces. It's even sadder to hear that you got dumped because she didn't find your instagram game lit enough.
Now we're not saying these are problems only Indian girls/boys face, but if you're Indian you've definitely faced most of these.

Now as it is, in India it is a taboo to get in a relationship before you're married. You cannot make eye contact with a guy because you'll get pregnant. And if you ever touch a guy except to have kids one day after marrying a total stranger, you're as good as dead.

Here are reasons why Indian high school relationships never work out.

1) Your parents probably check your phone.
You're not allowed to put passwords and lock your phone. You have to give your phone at regular intervals for 'investigation'. So goodbye to all the "I love you" text messages...



2) No one kn…

Problems All Indian Girls Face

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Namastey.
Being sassy to Indian Aunties since the beginning of time
Kyuki Aunty bhi kabhi sanskari thi _/\_

1. "Beta in kapdo main bahar jaaogi?"
This line explains our entire life's existence. The anonymous uncles and aunties who you have never met before are going to define your character as soon as you will step out of the house. Basically the length of your skirt = your family's sanskar level.


2. "Dhoop main mat jaao. Kaali ho jaogi".
Because your grandmother will disown you if your skin gets a litter darker. Time to go for sunbathing. Oops.



3. Those creepy messages on Facebook.
Hiii. Wanna hv saaax? Wanna hve fraaandship with me? My bank balance is Rs1030540. Marry me? If you are constantly being messaged by creepy boys asking you to have a relationship with them, gurll JUST BLOCK!


4. The only boy-friend you can ever have is your neighbour's three year old son. 
All your friends are girls. You are forbidden to talk to boys because talking to them gets you…