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Thoughts after stalking a model's instagram

Thoughts After Stalking a Model's Instagram

How is she so thin?
I want her clothes mann!
Gosh she is gorgeous

We are pretty sure that these are some of the thoughts you have after scrolling down a model's instagram page.

1) Comparison
You instantly start to compare yourself with them. You start swooning over their flat bellies and long legs.

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2) Clothes
You are lying in your five year old PJ's with stains of ketchup on them whereas they are posing in Ralph Lauren summer collection.

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You check the size of your non-stop growing stomach in diameter and feel guilty about eating three fries with extra cheese, a medium size pizza and coke all by yourself.

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No don't even promise yourself things you cannot do. You are going to draw graphs, make lists and create presentation about your new diet plan and buy a new membership of the gym. But we all know how it's going to end.

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You start to point out your flaws and conclude that you have been ugly all your life. 

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We all know this because same feels bruh.

But we all are Victoria Secret Models. It's such a secret that not even Victoria knows :P 

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